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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:29 pm
by Shiba Raizo
Asahina Soyokaze wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:23 pm
He took the offered seat. "Inari's gift has not been sitting well as of late but I hope she blesses you. I expect that today and tomorrow are going to be very busy so I will try to be quick with your time. Some things have happened, the thorn in my side continues to grow but I can't take any action against him directly. He has taken something, not from me but a gift I gave to another and has made some very dangerous claims about it and by extension me. He may not know it but he's playing games with his life now but before it gets that far someone suggested to me that perhaps I should just return the favor. If he were to lose something that he cares dearly about it could serve as a warning, a wakeup call or just catharsis for me. But I don't have to skills needed to do that nor did the one who suggested it. We both thought that maybe you could know someone who might be able to do such a thing."
Hikimasu: It's because I'm a Scorpion, isn't it?

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:27 am
by Asahina Soyokaze
Inoshishi is an absolute savage!

Agasha Inoshishi wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:22 pm
Inoshishi listens to this, raising an eyebrow.

“In the Dragon, we know that those who speak to the Kami have a clearer understanding of things of this nature and do not gainsay them. It is a wisdom we happily share.”

As the Seppun continues ranting, she sighs, knowing that if she gets in over her head the Lion boys will surely help her, right?

“Seppun-sama, I have yet to hear Bai-Chan mention your name in a positive way.” She actually hasn’t heard her mention his name one way or another, so that’s true enough.

“In the Dragon, we seek harmony through balance. I bathe so much because my fire outshines my other talents.are you like me, Seppun-sama, that your fire rules you?”

She frowns slightly, then closes her eyes.

“Were I you, Seppun-sama, I should beware provoking another duel. Everyone knows you live only because Soyokaze saw fit to step down. Yet here you are, casting more aspersions on his character. Do you truly wish to duel with the Topaz? There are faster and less painful ways to commit seppuku.”

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:28 am
by Kaikoga Koi
Asahina Soyokaze wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:27 am
Inoshishi is an absolute savage!

Agasha Inoshishi wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:22 pm
Inoshishi listens to this, raising an eyebrow.

“In the Dragon, we know that those who speak to the Kami have a clearer understanding of things of this nature and do not gainsay them. It is a wisdom we happily share.”

As the Seppun continues ranting, she sighs, knowing that if she gets in over her head the Lion boys will surely help her, right?

“Seppun-sama, I have yet to hear Bai-Chan mention your name in a positive way.” She actually hasn’t heard her mention his name one way or another, so that’s true enough.

“In the Dragon, we seek harmony through balance. I bathe so much because my fire outshines my other talents.are you like me, Seppun-sama, that your fire rules you?”

She frowns slightly, then closes her eyes.

“Were I you, Seppun-sama, I should beware provoking another duel. Everyone knows you live only because Soyokaze saw fit to step down. Yet here you are, casting more aspersions on his character. Do you truly wish to duel with the Topaz? There are faster and less painful ways to commit seppuku.”
Koi is like "Thats fair but shit not my new boss."

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:33 am
by Shiba Raizo
Hoo boy, that Yuzu, he's definitely leaving this event with... well. Uh... a massive target painted on his posterior?

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:22 am
by Seppun Yuzu
Despite the meta, I enjoyed that thread.

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:18 pm
by Shiba Raizo
Shosuro Hikimasu wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:46 pm
"Quite so, and Bayushi Minae-san is quite the proper Scorpion mayhem...ahem...maiden."

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 2:28 am
by Suzume Senseki
Shiba Raizo wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:18 pm
Shosuro Hikimasu wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:46 pm
"Quite so, and Bayushi Minae-san is quite the proper Scorpion mayhem...ahem...maiden."
:lol: :lol:

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:57 am
by Seppun Yuzu
Subject: (D13, ME) The Guidance of Spirits by Kitsu Yakumo
Shiba Raizo wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:39 am
Yep. Total prat.

"And I would have enjoyed a play about everyone talking about how wonderful I am, and how every blushing maiden in the Empire secretly wishes she were mine, but we all have to live with disappointment."
<3

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:05 pm
by Shiba Raizo
Kaito Oubaihime wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:59 pm
She wondered if her weird army had done something to the poor Seppun.
Submitted without comment.

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:07 pm
by Kitsu Moshumaru
Shiba Raizo wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:05 pm
Kaito Oubaihime wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:59 pm
She wondered if her weird army had done something to the poor Seppun.
Submitted without comment.
I would be interested in seeing what the full retinue of Baihime's army is.