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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 4:10 am
by Agasha Inoshishi
Laughing my butt off because of the source. So unexpected, it's excellent.

(CONTEXT: Ino has been being really nakedly perky in the Onsen and Yazu has been both super polite and super irritated that she's there. And then...this.)

http://kyudenshika.fallenash.com/viewto ... 366#p22334
Seppun Yuzu wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 3:24 am
His left eyebrow starts to twitch a bit. Splashing isn't quite the proper way to bathe in onsen tradition. It is actually pretty much frowned upon. Yuzu takes a deep breath to divert his temper, and thinks about the chat he had with another Dragon. About the two mountains up north and the Twin House of Light.

He shakes his head. The Tits House of Light.

"Ack!"

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 8:30 am
by Kaikoga Koi
*player immediately checks to see if they have the timeslot free. Doesnt, shit.*

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 9:44 am
by Shiba Raizo
These two are lucky Raizo's not there.

The beatings he'd be administering would be the stuff of fearful legend.

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:26 pm
by Kaikoga Koi
Seppun Yuzu wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:31 pm
He considers. Disconsiders. Starts to sweat too much. Kami damned his body is out of control. Finally, he decides to move out of the bath tub, but then he reminds himself of the high mountains and valley analogy while looking down to the floor, and the image of well, lewdness, dominate.

Hormones kick in. Yuzu slowly returns to his laid back position... as the blood pressure is too much, his mind starts to disconnect, and...

...he faints.
I now wish I was in this thread. xD

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:26 am
by Shosuro Hikimasu
Shiba Raizo wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 9:44 am
These two are lucky Raizo's not there.

The beatings he'd be administering would be the stuff of fearful legend.
I'll hold them down and you stomp.

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:30 am
by Asahina Soyokaze
Shosuro Hikimasu wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:26 am
Shiba Raizo wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 9:44 am
These two are lucky Raizo's not there.

The beatings he'd be administering would be the stuff of fearful legend.
I'll hold them down and you stomp.
Read the whole thread, we were OK by the end.

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:58 am
by Shiba Raizo
That's not what the beatings are for.

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 7:25 pm
by Seppun Yuzu

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:18 pm
by Moto Mitsuki
I would like to make a joke like "now kiss like true samurai", but, due to Yuzu's age, that might be too close to actual pederasty practices in ancient Japan (shudō) for comfort.

So instead: "Now hold hands like true samurai"

Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:06 pm
by Seppun Yuzu
Moto Mitsuki wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:18 pm
I would like to make a joke like "now kiss like true samurai", but, due to Yuzu's age, that might be too close to actual pederasty practices in ancient Japan (shudō) for comfort.

So instead: "Now hold hands like true samurai"
*non-holds hands*

=P