Funny/Memorable moments thread

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Agasha Inoshishi
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Agasha Inoshishi » Wed Sep 01, 2021 4:10 am

Laughing my butt off because of the source. So unexpected, it's excellent.

(CONTEXT: Ino has been being really nakedly perky in the Onsen and Yazu has been both super polite and super irritated that she's there. And then...this.)

http://kyudenshika.fallenash.com/viewto ... 366#p22334
Seppun Yuzu wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 3:24 am
His left eyebrow starts to twitch a bit. Splashing isn't quite the proper way to bathe in onsen tradition. It is actually pretty much frowned upon. Yuzu takes a deep breath to divert his temper, and thinks about the chat he had with another Dragon. About the two mountains up north and the Twin House of Light.

He shakes his head. The Tits House of Light.

"Ack!"
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Kaikoga Koi » Wed Sep 01, 2021 8:30 am

*player immediately checks to see if they have the timeslot free. Doesnt, shit.*
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Update: Day 13. Koi is wearing a kimono in much higher quality, lilac in hues with green lunar moths and silver lanterns. She is wearing a jade green choker. She is wearing a katana that largely is peace tied, and at night has a very fine lantern. She is being followed at all times by a Shika Guard at a distances. She wears a fine wooden carved bracelet with the Moth Clan symbol on it.

Dangerous Allure ★ Wood working tools ★ Unsavoury Past ★ Shaking Hands ★ Anxiety Attacks ★ A Purple Choker with a wooden sphere of a Moth ★

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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Shiba Raizo » Thu Sep 02, 2021 9:44 am

These two are lucky Raizo's not there.

The beatings he'd be administering would be the stuff of fearful legend.
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Kaikoga Koi » Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:26 pm

Seppun Yuzu wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:31 pm
He considers. Disconsiders. Starts to sweat too much. Kami damned his body is out of control. Finally, he decides to move out of the bath tub, but then he reminds himself of the high mountains and valley analogy while looking down to the floor, and the image of well, lewdness, dominate.

Hormones kick in. Yuzu slowly returns to his laid back position... as the blood pressure is too much, his mind starts to disconnect, and...

...he faints.
I now wish I was in this thread. xD
Moth Clan ★ Glory 44 ★ Honour 49 ★ Status 28 ★ Courtship Points 23 ★ Scent of Lilacs, Citrus oils and Almond ★

Update: Day 13. Koi is wearing a kimono in much higher quality, lilac in hues with green lunar moths and silver lanterns. She is wearing a jade green choker. She is wearing a katana that largely is peace tied, and at night has a very fine lantern. She is being followed at all times by a Shika Guard at a distances. She wears a fine wooden carved bracelet with the Moth Clan symbol on it.

Dangerous Allure ★ Wood working tools ★ Unsavoury Past ★ Shaking Hands ★ Anxiety Attacks ★ A Purple Choker with a wooden sphere of a Moth ★

Female ★ Actress ★ Vitiligo on the left eye ★ I'd never really found a place in the outside world, but had stayed away too long to fit in at home. ★ Wait so LongProfile

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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Shosuro Hikimasu » Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:26 am

Shiba Raizo wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 9:44 am
These two are lucky Raizo's not there.

The beatings he'd be administering would be the stuff of fearful legend.
I'll hold them down and you stomp.
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Asahina Soyokaze » Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:30 am

Shosuro Hikimasu wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:26 am
Shiba Raizo wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 9:44 am
These two are lucky Raizo's not there.

The beatings he'd be administering would be the stuff of fearful legend.
I'll hold them down and you stomp.
Read the whole thread, we were OK by the end.
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Shiba Raizo » Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:58 am

That's not what the beatings are for.
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Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Seppun Yuzu » Mon Sep 06, 2021 7:25 pm

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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Moto Mitsuki » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:18 pm

I would like to make a joke like "now kiss like true samurai", but, due to Yuzu's age, that might be too close to actual pederasty practices in ancient Japan (shudō) for comfort.

So instead: "Now hold hands like true samurai"
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Seppun Yuzu » Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:06 pm

Moto Mitsuki wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:18 pm
I would like to make a joke like "now kiss like true samurai", but, due to Yuzu's age, that might be too close to actual pederasty practices in ancient Japan (shudō) for comfort.

So instead: "Now hold hands like true samurai"
*non-holds hands*

=P
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