Funny/Memorable moments thread

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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Shiba Raizo » Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:29 pm

Asahina Soyokaze wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:23 pm
He took the offered seat. "Inari's gift has not been sitting well as of late but I hope she blesses you. I expect that today and tomorrow are going to be very busy so I will try to be quick with your time. Some things have happened, the thorn in my side continues to grow but I can't take any action against him directly. He has taken something, not from me but a gift I gave to another and has made some very dangerous claims about it and by extension me. He may not know it but he's playing games with his life now but before it gets that far someone suggested to me that perhaps I should just return the favor. If he were to lose something that he cares dearly about it could serve as a warning, a wakeup call or just catharsis for me. But I don't have to skills needed to do that nor did the one who suggested it. We both thought that maybe you could know someone who might be able to do such a thing."
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Asahina Soyokaze » Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:27 am

Inoshishi is an absolute savage!

Agasha Inoshishi wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:22 pm
Inoshishi listens to this, raising an eyebrow.

“In the Dragon, we know that those who speak to the Kami have a clearer understanding of things of this nature and do not gainsay them. It is a wisdom we happily share.”

As the Seppun continues ranting, she sighs, knowing that if she gets in over her head the Lion boys will surely help her, right?

“Seppun-sama, I have yet to hear Bai-Chan mention your name in a positive way.” She actually hasn’t heard her mention his name one way or another, so that’s true enough.

“In the Dragon, we seek harmony through balance. I bathe so much because my fire outshines my other talents.are you like me, Seppun-sama, that your fire rules you?”

She frowns slightly, then closes her eyes.

“Were I you, Seppun-sama, I should beware provoking another duel. Everyone knows you live only because Soyokaze saw fit to step down. Yet here you are, casting more aspersions on his character. Do you truly wish to duel with the Topaz? There are faster and less painful ways to commit seppuku.”
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Kaikoga Koi » Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:28 am

Asahina Soyokaze wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:27 am
Inoshishi is an absolute savage!

Agasha Inoshishi wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:22 pm
Inoshishi listens to this, raising an eyebrow.

“In the Dragon, we know that those who speak to the Kami have a clearer understanding of things of this nature and do not gainsay them. It is a wisdom we happily share.”

As the Seppun continues ranting, she sighs, knowing that if she gets in over her head the Lion boys will surely help her, right?

“Seppun-sama, I have yet to hear Bai-Chan mention your name in a positive way.” She actually hasn’t heard her mention his name one way or another, so that’s true enough.

“In the Dragon, we seek harmony through balance. I bathe so much because my fire outshines my other talents.are you like me, Seppun-sama, that your fire rules you?”

She frowns slightly, then closes her eyes.

“Were I you, Seppun-sama, I should beware provoking another duel. Everyone knows you live only because Soyokaze saw fit to step down. Yet here you are, casting more aspersions on his character. Do you truly wish to duel with the Topaz? There are faster and less painful ways to commit seppuku.”
Koi is like "Thats fair but shit not my new boss."
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Shiba Raizo » Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:33 am

Hoo boy, that Yuzu, he's definitely leaving this event with... well. Uh... a massive target painted on his posterior?
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Seppun Yuzu » Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:22 am

Despite the meta, I enjoyed that thread.
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Shiba Raizo » Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:18 pm

Shosuro Hikimasu wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:46 pm
"Quite so, and Bayushi Minae-san is quite the proper Scorpion mayhem...ahem...maiden."
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Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Suzume Senseki » Wed Sep 08, 2021 2:28 am

Shiba Raizo wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:18 pm
Shosuro Hikimasu wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:46 pm
"Quite so, and Bayushi Minae-san is quite the proper Scorpion mayhem...ahem...maiden."
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Seppun Yuzu » Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:57 am

Subject: (D13, ME) The Guidance of Spirits by Kitsu Yakumo
Shiba Raizo wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:39 am
Yep. Total prat.

"And I would have enjoyed a play about everyone talking about how wonderful I am, and how every blushing maiden in the Empire secretly wishes she were mine, but we all have to live with disappointment."
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Shiba Raizo » Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:05 pm

Kaito Oubaihime wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:59 pm
She wondered if her weird army had done something to the poor Seppun.
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Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread

Post by Kitsu Moshumaru » Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:07 pm

Shiba Raizo wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:05 pm
Kaito Oubaihime wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:59 pm
She wondered if her weird army had done something to the poor Seppun.
Submitted without comment.
I would be interested in seeing what the full retinue of Baihime's army is.
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