Hikimasu: It's because I'm a Scorpion, isn't it?Asahina Soyokaze wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:23 pmHe took the offered seat. "Inari's gift has not been sitting well as of late but I hope she blesses you. I expect that today and tomorrow are going to be very busy so I will try to be quick with your time. Some things have happened, the thorn in my side continues to grow but I can't take any action against him directly. He has taken something, not from me but a gift I gave to another and has made some very dangerous claims about it and by extension me. He may not know it but he's playing games with his life now but before it gets that far someone suggested to me that perhaps I should just return the favor. If he were to lose something that he cares dearly about it could serve as a warning, a wakeup call or just catharsis for me. But I don't have to skills needed to do that nor did the one who suggested it. We both thought that maybe you could know someone who might be able to do such a thing."
Funny/Memorable moments thread
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread
Phoenix Clan * Bushi * Soldier* Blunt * Cynical * Seasoned * Strong
Your Wingman Anytime, Whether You Want It Or Not
Glory: 42 * Honor 41 * Status: 30
Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
Remember to Breathe
Your Wingman Anytime, Whether You Want It Or Not
Glory: 42 * Honor 41 * Status: 30
Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
Remember to Breathe
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread
Inoshishi is an absolute savage!
Agasha Inoshishi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:22 pmInoshishi listens to this, raising an eyebrow.
“In the Dragon, we know that those who speak to the Kami have a clearer understanding of things of this nature and do not gainsay them. It is a wisdom we happily share.”
As the Seppun continues ranting, she sighs, knowing that if she gets in over her head the Lion boys will surely help her, right?
“Seppun-sama, I have yet to hear Bai-Chan mention your name in a positive way.” She actually hasn’t heard her mention his name one way or another, so that’s true enough.
“In the Dragon, we seek harmony through balance. I bathe so much because my fire outshines my other talents.are you like me, Seppun-sama, that your fire rules you?”
She frowns slightly, then closes her eyes.
“Were I you, Seppun-sama, I should beware provoking another duel. Everyone knows you live only because Soyokaze saw fit to step down. Yet here you are, casting more aspersions on his character. Do you truly wish to duel with the Topaz? There are faster and less painful ways to commit seppuku.”
Crane Clan | Artisan | Courtier | Weaponsmith | Meek | Paragon of Compassion
Honor: 67 | Glory: 41 | Status: 38
Courtship points: 12
Description
Carries: Clothing, Wakazashi, Fan, Whitwe Gloves. D10+:Netsuke of Ebisu D13+:Delicately carved wooden bracelet with a small Crane token.
Often followed by an attendant.
Honor: 67 | Glory: 41 | Status: 38
Courtship points: 12
Description
Carries: Clothing, Wakazashi, Fan, Whitwe Gloves. D10+:Netsuke of Ebisu D13+:Delicately carved wooden bracelet with a small Crane token.
Often followed by an attendant.
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread
Koi is like "Thats fair but shit not my new boss."Asahina Soyokaze wrote: ↑Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:27 amInoshishi is an absolute savage!
Agasha Inoshishi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:22 pmInoshishi listens to this, raising an eyebrow.
“In the Dragon, we know that those who speak to the Kami have a clearer understanding of things of this nature and do not gainsay them. It is a wisdom we happily share.”
As the Seppun continues ranting, she sighs, knowing that if she gets in over her head the Lion boys will surely help her, right?
“Seppun-sama, I have yet to hear Bai-Chan mention your name in a positive way.” She actually hasn’t heard her mention his name one way or another, so that’s true enough.
“In the Dragon, we seek harmony through balance. I bathe so much because my fire outshines my other talents.are you like me, Seppun-sama, that your fire rules you?”
She frowns slightly, then closes her eyes.
“Were I you, Seppun-sama, I should beware provoking another duel. Everyone knows you live only because Soyokaze saw fit to step down. Yet here you are, casting more aspersions on his character. Do you truly wish to duel with the Topaz? There are faster and less painful ways to commit seppuku.”
Moth Clan ★ Glory 44 ★ Honour 49 ★ Status 28 ★ Courtship Points 23 ★ Scent of Lilacs, Citrus oils and Almond ★
Update: Day 13. Koi is wearing a kimono in much higher quality, lilac in hues with green lunar moths and silver lanterns. She is wearing a jade green choker. She is wearing a katana that largely is peace tied, and at night has a very fine lantern. She is being followed at all times by a Shika Guard at a distances. She wears a fine wooden carved bracelet with the Moth Clan symbol on it.
Dangerous Allure ★ Wood working tools ★ Unsavoury Past ★ Shaking Hands ★ Anxiety Attacks ★ A Purple Choker with a wooden sphere of a Moth ★
Female ★ Actress ★ Vitiligo on the left eye ★ I'd never really found a place in the outside world, but had stayed away too long to fit in at home. ★ Wait so Long ★ Profile ★
Update: Day 13. Koi is wearing a kimono in much higher quality, lilac in hues with green lunar moths and silver lanterns. She is wearing a jade green choker. She is wearing a katana that largely is peace tied, and at night has a very fine lantern. She is being followed at all times by a Shika Guard at a distances. She wears a fine wooden carved bracelet with the Moth Clan symbol on it.
Dangerous Allure ★ Wood working tools ★ Unsavoury Past ★ Shaking Hands ★ Anxiety Attacks ★ A Purple Choker with a wooden sphere of a Moth ★
Female ★ Actress ★ Vitiligo on the left eye ★ I'd never really found a place in the outside world, but had stayed away too long to fit in at home. ★ Wait so Long ★ Profile ★
- Shiba Raizo
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread
Hoo boy, that Yuzu, he's definitely leaving this event with... well. Uh... a massive target painted on his posterior?
Phoenix Clan * Bushi * Soldier* Blunt * Cynical * Seasoned * Strong
Your Wingman Anytime, Whether You Want It Or Not
Glory: 42 * Honor 41 * Status: 30
Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
Remember to Breathe
Your Wingman Anytime, Whether You Want It Or Not
Glory: 42 * Honor 41 * Status: 30
Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
Remember to Breathe
- Seppun Yuzu
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread
Despite the meta, I enjoyed that thread.
Imperial • Bushi • Kuge • Governor • Blessed • Dangerous • Precocious
Honor: Honor Is the Ideal • Status: Chisei District Governor • Glory: Reputable Samurai
Description • Theme
Wears: Iron Sheath, Daisho, (No Knife from D13 on)
Outdoor Gear: Lacquered armor, Naginata, Traveling Pack
Indoor Gear: Sanctified robes
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Honor: Honor Is the Ideal • Status: Chisei District Governor • Glory: Reputable Samurai
Description • Theme
Wears: Iron Sheath, Daisho, (No Knife from D13 on)
Outdoor Gear: Lacquered armor, Naginata, Traveling Pack
Indoor Gear: Sanctified robes
Avatar by Mona Finden
- Shiba Raizo
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread
Shosuro Hikimasu wrote: ↑Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:46 pm"Quite so, and Bayushi Minae-san is quite the proper Scorpion mayhem...ahem...maiden."
Phoenix Clan * Bushi * Soldier* Blunt * Cynical * Seasoned * Strong
Your Wingman Anytime, Whether You Want It Or Not
Glory: 42 * Honor 41 * Status: 30
Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
Remember to Breathe
Your Wingman Anytime, Whether You Want It Or Not
Glory: 42 * Honor 41 * Status: 30
Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
Remember to Breathe
- Suzume Senseki
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread
Shiba Raizo wrote: ↑Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:18 pmShosuro Hikimasu wrote: ↑Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:46 pm"Quite so, and Bayushi Minae-san is quite the proper Scorpion mayhem...ahem...maiden."
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Sparrow Clan * Woodsman * Herbalist * Wicker hat * Disheveled hair * Clothes never fully clean
Not a penny to his name * A simple life is a good life * Life is sacred * The truth is always simple
Status: 25 * Glory: 31 * Honour: Is the ideal * CP: 27
Carries: Common clothes, Wicker hat, Daisho, Knife, Sling, Daisho (as allowed), Medicine Kit, Pillow books.
In the field: Ashigaru armour, Wicker hat, Daisho, Sling, Knife, Bo, Hunting Yari, Travelling pack, Rations, Pillow books.
Not a penny to his name * A simple life is a good life * Life is sacred * The truth is always simple
Status: 25 * Glory: 31 * Honour: Is the ideal * CP: 27
Carries: Common clothes, Wicker hat, Daisho, Knife, Sling, Daisho (as allowed), Medicine Kit, Pillow books.
In the field: Ashigaru armour, Wicker hat, Daisho, Sling, Knife, Bo, Hunting Yari, Travelling pack, Rations, Pillow books.
- Seppun Yuzu
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread
Subject: (D13, ME) The Guidance of Spirits by Kitsu Yakumo
<3Shiba Raizo wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:39 amYep. Total prat.
"And I would have enjoyed a play about everyone talking about how wonderful I am, and how every blushing maiden in the Empire secretly wishes she were mine, but we all have to live with disappointment."
Imperial • Bushi • Kuge • Governor • Blessed • Dangerous • Precocious
Honor: Honor Is the Ideal • Status: Chisei District Governor • Glory: Reputable Samurai
Description • Theme
Wears: Iron Sheath, Daisho, (No Knife from D13 on)
Outdoor Gear: Lacquered armor, Naginata, Traveling Pack
Indoor Gear: Sanctified robes
Avatar by Mona Finden
Honor: Honor Is the Ideal • Status: Chisei District Governor • Glory: Reputable Samurai
Description • Theme
Wears: Iron Sheath, Daisho, (No Knife from D13 on)
Outdoor Gear: Lacquered armor, Naginata, Traveling Pack
Indoor Gear: Sanctified robes
Avatar by Mona Finden
- Shiba Raizo
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread
Submitted without comment.Kaito Oubaihime wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:59 pmShe wondered if her weird army had done something to the poor Seppun.
Phoenix Clan * Bushi * Soldier* Blunt * Cynical * Seasoned * Strong
Your Wingman Anytime, Whether You Want It Or Not
Glory: 42 * Honor 41 * Status: 30
Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
Remember to Breathe
Your Wingman Anytime, Whether You Want It Or Not
Glory: 42 * Honor 41 * Status: 30
Carries his katana in an old, drab, battered saya. As of Day 13, wears a delicately carved bracelet of wooden beads polished smooth, laced through with red, yellow, and orange string and a small Phoenix token.
Standard gear: Ceremonial Clothes and a daisho. When in his element, ashigaru armor, a naginata, and a more relaxed form of terror are added into the mix.
Remember to Breathe
- Kitsu Moshumaru
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Re: Funny/Memorable moments thread
I would be interested in seeing what the full retinue of Baihime's army is.Shiba Raizo wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:05 pmSubmitted without comment.Kaito Oubaihime wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:59 pmShe wondered if her weird army had done something to the poor Seppun.
Lion Clan - HGS: 51/41/35 - Kitsu Red Hair, Missing fingers
"Mark my words, your descendants will remember you."
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"Mark my words, your descendants will remember you."
Profile
Gift giving ritual: Feel free to skip due to timezones
Ideal Lewdness level: Ftb, raunchy/lewd is fine
PM if thread desired