Kyuden Shika

"That's the worst damn reason I've ever heard. And kind of sad that he straight up admitted it," he says, the drink definitely taking over a bit. "Serious?" He seems completely taken aback by that.

"That had to be awkward as shit."

"Seriously. He can asked them to give them tips but turned out to actually want them to manually teach him. They didn't realize and tried to get me to 'teach him' instead. They told me they needed a sword picked up from him. That was a lie. He then told me what he actually wanted and I eventually told Unsei."

"Do you think you could give me some tips on how to toss him out a window? I'm still new to the whole wrestling thing and I haven't gotten to toss anyone out a window yet," he says.

"I could actually. Seems like he rather deserves it." She took a sip from the bottle. "But so do a few others around here."

"I believe the technical term is defenestration," he says with a chuckle, taking a sip. "So I need a defenestration demonstration."

"So what? Throw you out of a window so you know how to throw that Crane out of one? I mean if you want." She shrugged casually. Wasn't any skin off of her back.

"No, we can practice on my cousin," he says with a smirk. "The goat will probably help out too after it gets to know him."

"If the goat even likes him. Out of the two Imperials you really got the worse one." She shook her head. "But a bit of practice never hurt anyone. Seems like he'd squirm too much though and then challenge you to a fight as he fell down to earth."

"Yeah, more than likely," he says. "But that's likely part of the challenge no? Nobody wants to learn to fly like that."

"May the baby bird grow his wings soon before he hits the ground. Might break a leg otherwise. I can only imagine the complaining then."