(D10 LA, Baths, Expecting) Clean Kitty

[Kitsu Murato]

"No way. Granny's kimono is eye gouging territory. Hair pulling just isn't enough when trying to make that point," he says with a mock seriousness. "After the Crane write the book on courtly catfights."

[Bayushi Luixian]

"That they do. That they really do." A shake of her head. "I don't know about eye gouging though. If they do they cant see the ugly kimono and so they might wear it again."

[Kitsu Murato]

"Maybe switch it up to biting then. Leave the eye gouges for those that don't know how to shut off incessant caterwauling," he suggests.

[Bayushi Luixian]

"Oooh no. I wouldn't suggest biting. Way too many people enjoy that sort of thing and you'd turn court into a winter court run by Hantei XXX."

[Kitsu Murato]

"Slap duels then? See who gets knocked on their ass first?" he asks.

[Bayushi Luixian]

"That would probably be better yeah." She chuckled some. "Court would change quickly after that."

[Kitsu Murato]

"We'd see a definite rise in Hida courtiers. And they'd likely smile a bit more frequently at court."

[Bayushi Luixian]

"Hida and Lion courtiers. I've seen more than a couple punch walls to help 'persuade' an undecided courtier."

[Kitsu Murato]

"I know I would try to spend more time in court. So, I'm starting slap duels, what new tradition are you bringing to next Imperial winter court?"

[Bayushi Luixian]

"Draw lots." She answered with no hesitation. "They were more than fun in between shifts and I think more people should enjoy the casual nature of them."